A  Sweeping View

A saying that I've never been able to disprove is "Women have boobs; men are boobs."

If you doubt this, watch what really happens when a pretty girl in less than modest dress walks down the street.

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Her beauty's fair, her beauty's bright,

Her figure's firm, her figure's slight,

And when she wears short short pants tight,

The menfolk trip over their toes.

 

Her beauteous bottom, nice and round,

Who'd belie such a lovely mound?

So almost funny is the sound,

When menfolk trip over their toes.

 

Her smile simply outshines the sun,

An aura which promises fun,

Looks silly, but what can be done,

When menfolk trip over their toes?

 

Her curves can make the traffic stop,

(No fair wearing a halter top!)

For the door needs a traffic cop,

When menfolk trip over their toes.

 

Chaos reigns when she's in a store,

A train follows her through the door,

Why after must they mop the floor,

When menfolk trip over their toes?

 

Truly she lives a public life,

From ogling eyes, the wolfman's fife,

And everywhere it causes strife,

When menfolk trip over their toes.

 

The attention though gives her joy,

Having the eye of every boy,

Skillful is she at playing coy,

So menfolk trip over their toes.

May 30, 1998

 

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